An Offer You Can't Refuse

I invited a couple of friends over to my house for an evening of fun and I sent the following e-mail to clarify what I could provide: It'll be like a Booze Cruise without the boat and the need for Dramamine. I'll provide snacks too. I can't promise fancy because I'll be 3 days into single parenting but I can promise a comfy couch, alcohol, food and A Voice From Beyond that will yell at us every few minutes that "Life. Is. Just. Not. Fair." Are you in? C'mon...

With an offer like that, I'm surprised I haven't heard from them yet.