At Least I'm Wearing Clean Undies
/I am hoping nothing happens to me today. I would hate for the paramedics to make assumptions about me based on the items in my bag: checkbook, wallet, calendar, a pair of 3T girls Elmo underwear and a digital camera. Maybe I should add a note that says,
To whom it may concern,I am not a child pornographer.
Sincerely,
Vikki Reich
Just in case...