Flirty Girl

I am not good at recognizing flirting. To support this claim, I will say that I don't believe anyone has ever flirted with me in my life which - statistically speaking - is most likely untrue. I mean, someone must have flirted with me at least once, right? For example, I would guess that Luisa flirted with me but, again, it would be a guess. So, I've met this new girl and sometimes I feel like she's flirting with me but I'm not sure so I thought I'd tell you all the things that have happened and see what you all think because I need some help sorting this out.

Here goes, sometimes:

...she casually puts her hand on my thigh when we are hanging out

...she stares at my boobs - a lot

...she makes up excuses to cuddle with me

...she follows me around (more like a puppy than a stalker)

...she has found reasons to play with the buttons on my shirt on more than one occasion

What do you think? I think this is flirting! Or does this stuff mean that we're actually dating?!

Oh god. I think we are dating.

What will Luisa say when she finds out I'm dating the cat?!