Say It Ain't So

In Portugal, you can get freshly squeezed orange juice almost anywhere you go. You can get a bag of crusty bread fresh from the oven that tastes amazing and only costs a buck. You can choose wine in any color - red, white or green - and they all taste good. I could go on and on about the fresh seafood, the Caldo Verde and the cheese. Tonight, however, I walked into the kitchen and spied my mother-in-law eating potato chips. She offered me some and told me that they were very tasty, so, I took one and popped it into my mouth. As the taste spread across my tongue, I could actually hear my taste buds screaming in horror. I then looked at the front of the bag..."Ruffles - Heinz Ketchup Flavor!" Ketchup flavored potato chips, Heinz or otherwise? So. Very. Wrong.