Two co-workers are talking excitedly near my cube. I can hear the passion but not the topic, so, I stop what I am doing to better eavesdrop. I hear the following: Cape-Wearing Co-worker: I have always liked gnomes.
Plant Lady Co-worker: They are making such nice ones now.
Cape-Wearing Co-worker: That's what I like about this one. They are so nice and solid. They make a great doorstop.
Plant Lady Co-worker (with zeal): I know!