Unsolved Mysteries

You walk into your baby's room. The first thing you see is a dry pull-up on the floor outside her crib. Then, you notice that she is sitting in her crib, naked from the waist down. You then notice her pants on the floor as well but they are wet. You look into the crib and see that there is a large wet spot on the side of the crib opposite where she is sitting. The spot she is sitting on is absolutely dry. What happened here? It turns out that when you put your baby down for a nap, she took off her pants, removed the pull-up and tossed it out of the crib. She then put her pants back on and laid down for her nap. While sleeping, she peed through her pants and onto her sheets. She woke up and was not happy about the state she found herself in, so, she removed her wet pants and threw them out of her crib. She then moved to the other side of the crib. You pieced this all together after she said, "I no like a pull-up."

YankeeAmanda said...

Ah, the glorious things I have to look forward to when I start potty training my child. Woo-freaking-hoo.

8:47 PM

Colleen said...
Ah, the joys of potty training! It certainly takes patience and it would be great to know what is going on in their growing minds.

7:07 AM

nina said...
IN honor of this I give you Anne Taintor: http://www.annetaintor.com/m00041.html

12:00 PM

Vikki said...

That's hilarious Nina!

12:06 PM

Emptyman said...

You just described the aftermath of my last pub-crawl. Sort of.

5:35 AM