'Tis the Season to Be Frightened

To: Major RetailersEverywhere, USA

From: Vikki Reich Minneapolis, MN

To whom it may concern,

When I go to your store to shop for Halloween costumes, miniature candy bars and scary cauldrons, I do not want to see Santa's ass sticking out of a chimney. No one should ever be able to buy a Halloween costume and Christmas tree at the same time. It's wrong, WRONG, I say. It seems that you have forgotten that Halloween is in October and Christmas is in December. I know that math can be difficult, so, I wanted to let you know that Christmas is actually three months away. Three months. So, please free Santa from that chimney and send him back to the North Pole. Mrs. Claus needs help with the Trick or Treaters.


Vikki Reich, Marketing Critic Extraordinaire

Kristin said...
I need a cauldron cake and a pumpkin pasty.

11:43 AM

Colleen said...
I wonder who mixes and matches? Halloween lights on the Christmas tree or Hanukkah candles in the jack 'o' lantern, now that would be wrong!

6:29 PM