In the following Duck Shirt picture, you will see that I am sporting my Post Coming Out hair, a significant improvement over the perm. The hair is good and the shirt is, of course, lovely but it pains me a teeny tiny bit to post this picture because I am very pale and, well, what the hell am I doing with my hands?! I look arthritic which is not a slam against arthritic folks...I'm just saying that I am not, in fact, arthritic but I guess I like to pose as if I am. Also, my mouth is contorted. I'm sure that I was saying something very witty but mouthiness generally doesn't translate well to photographs. Anyway, I present to you the Duck Shirt circa 1989.