We hadn't been in the car and on the road 15 minutes this morning when the kids began to bicker. The following conversation between Zeca and Miguel was the denouement: Zeca: I went down the big blue slide at the Great Wolf Lodge.
Miguel: I know. Were you scared?
Zeca: No, I wasn't scared.
Miguel: Zeca, be honest.
Zeca: Miguel! I wasn't scared.
Miguel: Be honest.
Zeca: I wasn't scared!
We then heard a *smack* and Miguel began to wail. I turned around to see Miguel holding his ear, tears running down his face. Zeca was looking out her window.
Miguel (sobbing): Zeca hit me in the ear with her book for no reason!
Vikki: Zeca! You cannot hit your brother!
Zeca (calmly and with a casual shrug): Well...it wasn't for no reason...